So, it seems that Gordo Brown, the saviour of the world, is rumoured to have to repay some expenses that … presumably shouldn’t have been paid at all. He will say that he never broke any rules, that this was the system that everyone subscribed to and had been in operation for years. Fair enough.

When this is done, he will resume his attack on the evil bankers who … were within the rules and was governed by … a government appointed agency! In this case, using a framework set up by the previous chancellor – a Mr G Brown.

Oh dear … the world’s least talented and charismatic man is now in danger of adding hypocracy to his cluttered CV!

If this man dropped his trousers on live TV and took a dump, would he be sacked or is he completely invulnerable????!